OH MY GOD !!! On his hospital bedside table, Ron has the Molly Bolt drain that was in his upper forehead. When I used the word "port" yesterday I was trying to be gentle.
Having it removed, I heard him scream the Bee Jesus out of himself. No surgery. No anesthetic. Just ...
Laurie: "Hey, Dr. Asfora, How's it going"?
Dr. Asfora: "Great! I just did a 6 hour surgery".
Ron ... Concerned: "When can I get this thing out of my head"?
Laurie: "Yes ... He looks like the Tin Man".
Dr. Asfora: "How about now"? Screw to the left, screw to the left, screw to the left ... Yank!
Ron ... Whipped: "If I only had a brain".
Laurie: "You do ... and a heart too ... Thank God they found them".
Ron ... singing:
"And Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man ...
doo doo ..
that he didn't,
didn't already have ...
He's having his second best day. His strength has returned and his personality continues to emerge. He will have PT tomorrow and we will take it from there. God IS good.